EARTH DEFENSE FORCE
"Earth Defense Force is seeking new recruits.
Educational background, I.Q, and sexual preference do not matter.
Nor does the size of your penis.
Try Sushi Yu in Nishi Azabu, it's delicious.
This place caters to everyone's taste, and it's owned by the famous comedian Yoshichi Shimada.
For your fish gourmets entre try Otaru's Tamura."